The guys from Tremendosaur learn that when you’re summoned to an intergalactic vortex, it’s best not to say no to the giant alien lord who wants you to do sex to his daughter.

You guys, we just gave everybody cake boners.

We’re like the office cake boner donors.

Boner donors!

A male patient visits the doctor for a check-up, only to be told my his slightly unhinged doc that he’s expecting. Good news: the doctor also offers services to (ahem) fix the problem.

Usually, Brandon is offensive. This latest episode, though, is just..something else. Imagine Willy Wonka’s “The Candyman” plus Glee sporadic songburst plus breastfeeding. It’s just about as jaw-droppingly weird (and funny) as it sounds.

Adult film star Aurora Snow drops by the Munchie Talent Agency for a surprisingly SFW conversation about her career.

New from Laura Kightlinger, starring Matt Braunger: Roy Fabcock is inexplicably attractive to women. He also leaves terrible, terrible parting gifts for his one-night stands.

This is a tale of celebration and heartbreak, egregious wrongdoing and vigilante justice. This is a tale…of birthdays.

A Tremendosaur original: “Surprise Party”

Jesus doesn’t take kindly to complainers.

Joe DeRosa’s “The Jesus Fix”

The main event, the Summer Scorcher, has finally rolled around and most of the crew is ready to rumble. Johnny, however, battles to keep a stiff upper lip as he mourns his brother’s absence at his big match.